One of these days you’re going to get fed up with TV, crab grass, barbecue smoke and that whole dull story.
You’ll look hard at your life style and ask yourself “is that all there is?”
Of course there’s more! Pop out and buy yourself a plane. “Can I drive one of these? You can fly one of these.” The flying part would be the least of your problems. The avoidance crashing, together with the in-depth knowledge that stops you screaming like a banshee when a little old warning light goes off, would also be helpful. The ad doesn’t mention those so it must be really easy.
It’s the weekend now… fancy a jaunt? There’s a nearby smoking, ash spewing volcano we could go see. I mean really, what could go wrong?
I’ll pick you up in half an hour.