I know it’s “fun and wacky and just a little bit crazy” to dress up. But these outfits take the cake. These are proper mental.
They arrived in my inbox via email. And before you ask > No. I am not telling you where they came from because if you wear them I will have to disown you. Harsh, I know, but that’s the way I roll.
See the pic below. This picture must be a lie. If anyone was happy to dress up in this, clearly, they would not have a date. It’s impossible.
The girl on the left has a bun in the oven, nice, the guy in the middle invites you to “whack a ball”… just the one? I think he’s going to find it’s all or nothing. Champion number three is a lucky charm. No getting lucky for you matey.
Not unless he meets a girl wearing the costume below. Clearly she could go off at any time. She likes to bang. Apparently. Oh, sorry, Boom. My mistake.
There were literally dozens more. I scrolled through with one of those horrified faces people wear when their brain can only repeat WTF on a loop.
I could have shown you the girl who advertises she is a lucky dip, the bloke who was a meat sandwich… the guy dressed as a condom. Be thankful I ran out of steam on this one.
I agree it’s important to show you are Number One. But wear any of these and you may have a number two of an evening.