Monthly Archives: December 2010

Perfect suggestions for Christmas leftovers

Throw them out. Really. Well, if you can’t bring yourself to do that, you can up-cycle them through the cat or dog first. No cooked bones though people or you will be putting the new room on the vet’s house … Continue reading

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Why did you buy me that?

Now, you know it’s going to happen. Statistics say it happens to each and every one of us at least once each Christmas. SOMEONE is going to give you something god-awful. A special something.  I say “something” because you either … Continue reading

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Christmas is next week. Now panic and freak out!

I am pretty sure most of you have seen this poster resurrected from war-time Britain. It is a message of resolve we could all do with in these last frantic days before Christmas. I keep a copy of my very … Continue reading

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There is no hangover cure — this is hangover “assistance”

I have it on good advice the best way to avoid hangovers is to stay … stay away from… no, that’s not it.  To stay drunk. There you go. Full stop. End of story. But since we no longer live … Continue reading

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Be afraid. Santa knows where you live…

Just in case you did not believe me in my earlier post that Santa can be just a little bit scary, I give you Exhibit A. Sure, this poor little kid isn’t screaming — he looks too scared to scream. … Continue reading

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One lump (of coal) or two?

Yes I’m afraid so, the countdown is really on and there are only 14 or so sleeps to go. Unless you are an insomniac in which case there are only six or seven to go. This weekend will be split … Continue reading

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Hot chocolate, you sexy thing

I realise a great deal of the world is shivering away under a chilly blanket of snow (yes I realise snow is insulating, but you know what I mean). So I figure to warm you all up, a nice big … Continue reading

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