Santa dust

Now this is probably an Australian colloquialism, but <avert your ears delicate readers> bulldust is another way of saying bullshit, what a load of rot or what a heap of crap.

So with this knowledge in hand, imagine my surprise when I found someone has actually bagged up Santa’s dust and will happily sell it to you to enhance your Christmas experience.  It has sparkles in it.  What has that poor man been eating? No wonder his cheeks are red.

Santa dust product

Of course, it could instead be a bag of cremated Santa. “Um, kids? Christmas is cancelled due to a death in the family. Bad luck eh?”

Talking of dead Santa (yes, we were), Look Mama! has a card about just that.  Inappropriately happy coincidence…

Look Mama! Christmas card featuring a dead Santa

About gillianloves

I decided there was not enough laughing in my life so I set to and started to design greeting cards in addition to my other design work. I'm happy to make people smile and to show that giving something really good takes as little effort as sending something pretty ordinary. I fully believe that if you can laugh about it someday you may as well laugh about it today. And also that we are just about as happy as we try to be. But you should know, Pollyanna I'm not. Even I might want to slap her after a day or so.
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