Secret Santa for nuts and freaks

People that have a passion for something make Secret Santa gift choosing dead easy — i.e. the bicycle nut or the cat freak are pretty easy to please. Now, before you get started, I have put a link to the place I found the item but, let’s face it, you can probably get some of them at the nearest supermarket or specialist shop. Look and ye shall find…

For the cat lover there’s Crazy Cat Lady

Crazy Cat Lady figurine

and something for the cat hater too…

pencil sharpener

For the mad keen bicyclist, emphasis on the mad, try handlebar tassles or Spokes beads, especially good when teamed with a Hello Kitty bell.

Gifts for bicyclists

Someone you know must surely need to hide out from someone in the office (who preferably is not at your Christmas lunch), an ex-partner or a nosy neighbour. Perfect disguise for the serial avoider to become instantly inconspicuous hence avoiding “that special someone”.

Fake nose, glasses & moustache disguise

For the guy who kinda sucked at Movember… pretty sure you’ll get half the people at lunch wearing one of these before another bottle of wine bites the dust. Don’t get me started on how unhygienic that is.

Self adhesive fake moustaches

And last but not least for today… how could we forget the germ freak? Yes, that would be me (in case you haven’t guessed by now). This gift is so simple:

1. Antibacterial handwash
2. Antibacterial wipes
3. Tongs
4. box of rubber gloves

Put them in a zip lock bag … bingo! Feel free to throw in a Detective Monk DVD if you have one spare (I do as a matter of fact but that’s another story). What a great gift, it’s funny and it’s USEFUL.  Never forget people, good hygiene is in your hands…

Of course I think  this could be rather fun — antibacterial wash you don’t even have to touch to use! Heaven!  Somebody stop me…

Dettol handwash station

About gillianloves

I decided there was not enough laughing in my life so I set to and started to design greeting cards in addition to my other design work. I'm happy to make people smile and to show that sending something really good takes as little effort as sending something pretty ordinary. I fully believe that if you can laugh about it someday you may as well laugh about it today. And also that we are just about as happy as we try to be. But you should know, Pollyanna I'm not. Even I might want to slap her after a day or so.
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