A baby? How precious…

You know it’s lovely when someone is expecting a baby, innit?  Awww. That doesn’t mean you want to hear about it every five minutes. A special something for the lady who shares it all with you, from “we are growing fingernails today” to “I think I just wet myself”…

Look Mama! cow pregnancy cardWe had no idea, something new by Look Mama!

And believe me, by the end she will be feeling just like this poor girl, tight as a drum but not nearly so contented looking. Ka-boom.

I remember sage advice from the midwife in birth class “Don’t name the baby on the way home from the hospital. You are so full of hormones you are likely to think Traffic Light sounds good.”

"Don't Name Your Baby" book cover

Just in case she is deciding to call her bundle of joy something sensationally hideous your pregnant pal might need this book for added guidance. If we can stop one more kid being saddled with Burt, Arnold or Gladys it will be a good thing. (if your name is Burt, Arnold or Gladys *apologies*)

More baby fun to come, there’s way too much baby junk out there for just one post!

About gillianloves

I decided there was not enough laughing in my life so I set to and started to design greeting cards in addition to my other design work. I'm happy to make people smile and to show that giving something really good takes as little effort as sending something pretty ordinary. I fully believe that if you can laugh about it someday you may as well laugh about it today. And also that we are just about as happy as we try to be. But you should know, Pollyanna I'm not. Even I might want to slap her after a day or so.
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