Retro chic! Literally. Sick of cleaning? Want someone to do it all for you? What could be better than this tin robot maid called Roxy? Well okay, if she came with an enlarge-a-tron to make her full size that would be more perfect. Come to think of it, I think I’d rather have a shrink-a-tron to shrink my big fat ba… well never mind about that, the fact is, she’s actually plenty big enough in personality alone to brighten your day big time.
A word of caution for the guys though, either buy Roxy for yourself or not at all. Do not, under any circumstances, buy anything related to cleaning for a woman unless you want to appear on a future episode of Bizarre Medical Emergencies having said robot surgically removed. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Roxy is available from Dino Direct.