No plot? No problem!

“Writing is easy. All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper
until drops of blood form on your forehead.”
~ Gene Fowler

Everyone has at least one novel inside them. And really, in most cases, it should probably stay there. Still, if you are on the hunt for something nifty to give the budding novelist this might just do the trick. Even if it doesn’t bring forth a great novel it should at least elicit a few laughs.

Novel writing kit

The No Plot? No Problem Novel-writing kit contains a 48-page instruction booklet, 31 daily noveling brief cards, 2 sticker sheets, a guided progress log, coupon booklet, a colorful “Novelist” button, a noveling affidavit, & a letter from the author. I wonder what the letter says… probably “don’ t do it“.

Team this gift with a box of chocolate bars and a box of tissues to mop up their tears or the blood from their brow.

About gillianloves

I decided there was not enough laughing in my life so I set to and started to design greeting cards in addition to my other design work. I'm happy to make people smile and to show that sending something really good takes as little effort as sending something pretty ordinary. I fully believe that if you can laugh about it someday you may as well laugh about it today. And also that we are just about as happy as we try to be. But you should know, Pollyanna I'm not. Even I might want to slap her after a day or so.
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